The all time classic gag reproduced here in all it's digital glory. The sound used is an actual Fat Andy ripper recorded and distributed here for posterity(posteriority?). Just count yourself lucky they haven't invented virtual smell technology... have they? This site sure smells like sh*t.

Be the envy of you friends and colleagues with this all new Virtual Whoopee Cushion yours absolutely free from Rancidass.

Okay get me that damned poopy bag...

How generous can we be - you get to advertise us for free on your screen every time you look away for a few minutes in this post modern marketing coup de gras.

Mind the donkey though mate he tends to leave a bit of a mess.

I want that ass on my desktop immediately...

Get your free desktop version of our now classic "Heads 'n Asses" game so you can play any old time you want.

Free whoppee cushions, screensavers, pictures and now even a game - wow we are too generous to you lazy fat cats.

Biggish Download (1.8 MB) - Get me that game, or else...
Small download (0.8MB) Macromedia Shockwave required: Get me that game now...

Ruin the carefully structured and designed desktop supplied with your computer and replace it with this awful green pile of old shite.

Hey what more can we say, let the desktop do the talking.

Go on treat yourself, you need a new look...