Three classic crappy new jokes animated and brought to life in only the way rancidass can do em. Well when I say only what I mean is...oh who cares, just get on with it. So the animal cracker collection launches just six months behind schedule. Enjoy, or don't... like who really cares what you think anyway?

A deaf bear?

How do you make a dog drink?

Another fishy tale!

I wanna send one of these as an ecard...

Our long running favourite rancidass game, the ever popular naked nun volleyball. See nun's breaking the habit of a lifetime, cavorting in a good clean wholesome fun game of volleyball. Recently updated with multiple characters and multiple locations to choose from.

With the large graphics and extensive audio the game requires this is suggested primarily for broadband visitors or those of a patient nature.

Right, I'm primed, lets see them nuns in action...

Feel the steamy heat of the ward as our naughty nurse prepares for action. Just complete the jigsaw and you'll be in for a real treat.

Note: This may not be suitable for minors, doctors or those with a sensitive disposition.

Oooh I can't wait , just let me try that jigsaw...

Our most popular game ever with over 100,000 players world wide taking the challenge to see if they could spot all 20 of the disguised celebrities. Featured in the Lycos Viral Chart, FHM's weekly newsletter, b3ta.com and a host of other sites this is our must play game.

So can you spot the 20 world famous celebrities disguised and hiding behind cheeky santa disguises.

Go on treat yourself, you deserve a break...

Not quite sure what this crap is about but it's simple and got bright childish pictures so even you idiots should be able to play it.

Why not play along with a nice steaming cup of coffee in a nice new rancidass mug, go on, treat yourself.

Load em up 'n get me shootin'...

Do you reckon you can beat the poopy donkey at a game of "Heads n Asses"?

Not a chance matey, take him on in the ultimate strategic game of man versus mule - don't get upset if you lose though, strategy never was your strong point was it?

Beat me now donkey...

Or get the free downloadable desktop version from our freebies section.

Chat with like minded idiots. Do try to control yourself though, there's no need to be unpleasant this is a public web site you know. This site was going to be so wholesome and all above board when we started, and now just look at it... I am really ashamed.

Okay so let's chat...