So these iProduct geezers who do website design in Edinburgh, funded by Velocity121.com Email Marketing have been doing their stuff, our website just gets busier and busier but still no cash rolls in. What am I meant to do now? I've begged, threatened, screamed, stamped, pleaded with visitors to this site for over four years and no-one ever buys anything from my shop. Oh yeah you register for freebie stuff, and download all the screensavers, games, desktop rubbish and vitrual whoopee cushions but ask you to crack open your wallet or purse and you all go screaming off! Never mind I've got a new approach I've signed up with the Velocity121 email service that iProduct introduced to us and I am going to start emailing like crazy to registered users. So be warned here comes rancidmail!!

If the iProduct bollocks fails though I can always sell my old CD's and DVD's on ebay, I'm should be raking it in. And who said that capitalism was uncool eh - rancidass.com surely disproves that shonky old theory.

Well until next time, click on a banner and buy some shite will you? Cheers for fears.. you gimme pale shelter...

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