Fat Andy Rants
Viral Bollocks for Christmas...

Seriously for uno momento - I just cannot continue to fund this column and site at the expense of our drinking money. I mean seriously can you believe over three thousand visitors have hit the Rancidass shop in the last three months and I've only sold one mug, and that was to my own brother! Buy something now or f*** off from my column.

Well onto the big news story - we've had to move servers. In mid-December our stupid "Celebrity Secret Santa" game and the "Rancid Xmas eCards" got listed on several other sites and got our ISP's knickers all in a knot. We did a quick upgrade (fifty quid) just to keep them happy but this lasted all of one week before they were getting well pissed off and threatened to terminate our account if we didn't stop "the level of traffic" - as if we had any control over it. So all day Sunday (well while the local was shut) we moved into our new home and set up our shit and here we are - all sparkling and new, ready for 2003 and our escalation into the big time as the "Connoisseur's site of shite".

Any way had enough of this so heading off for the festive (yeah really) season. Hope ye all catch something and see you in the new year. Tossers.

Fat Andy
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