 Red
Nose and Bollocks...
Okay, I know it's not the Rancidass approach to support
a charity, but for the sheer hell of it, not to mention
the free promotional opportunities, we entered the red nose
day, chronic
relief viral challenge (not that I'm bitter) with some
sh*t hot, or maybe that was hot sh*t ideas...and f*** me
if they didn't knock us back! I was stocked, shunned and
flabbergasted all at the same time. Knocking back a quality
operation like friggin' Rancidass.con, can you believe it
those small time, short sited funny folk!
2003 is really shaping up though in terms of our targets
- so far this year we've won 0 awards,
had 0 written about us in the press and
have increased our traffic by at least 0%,
quite an under-achievement I'm sure you'll agree. Considering
this ties in with the launch of Dr O
Mantic's ecards and our sh*tty eroto-rama
for valentines you should be well proud! We're living up
to our mission statement - "Making failure
the success criteria". Well done team, now
get back to work ya button monkeys.
Well apart from that we've had some complaints about the
ever improving technical quality of our output - not a single
crash or 404 in site - so I've taken steps and fired one
of our HTML bods and am seriously thinking of losing our
Flash/Shockwave friggin team too. Accuracy and quality are
words I do not want to hear around here. In fact I'm thinking
of moving Rancidass completely offline - just working at
a consultancy level which means I just need my mouth and
my endless sh*tty drivel - sounds friggin' ideal.
A final thought, as you tossers haven't bought any of my
quality rancidass gear (even at knock
down prices) I've now got some friggin banner ads (up
the top there) in the vain hope that you may click on them
and buy some crap from these other tossers - just so you
know how this affiliate bollocks works if you buy from them
I get a tasty little comission - so go ahead support your
local fat ass!
Any way had enough of this again - off to watch sh*te on
BBC3, I believe they have some documentary on Naked
Nuns coming up! Well until next time ya losers!
Fat Andy |
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