Unique LIMITED EDITION (well we ran out of credit for more supplies), demonstrating how easily a post modern, market aware brand can part even the most intelligent individuals from their hard earned dosh.

Green T-shirt with ass logo. Lardy Ass, Xtremely Lardy Ass and "Who ate all the friggin' pies" sizes only. Of course if you wait until the January sales this will be much cheaper...

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Drink from this ass... branded, bog standard coffee mug. Nothing special about this at all just a fill-er-up with something steaming and sink it like a man.

Average sized white coffee mug with front and back ass logo - you'd be a mug not to get one.

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Ever wanted a big 'ol ass sitting on your head, well here's one special deal just for you.

Become an absolute babe-magnet with this ultra cool black and white assball cap.

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